Pro tip #1 When it’s time to go inside and you want to stay outside dive into a pile of leaves and hide - your human will think you disappeared and go inside without you. Pro tip #2 Pro tip #1 is wildly ineffective. Don’t bother trying it at home. #camouflage #1 #2 #camouflage
Macky and I went to the creek yesterday. I wasn’t so sure about it at first - everyone knows how much I hate baths - but then I realized that the creek is sort of like the opposite of a bath because you play in the water and get dirtier! I made some bubbles with my paws and I tried to take one home but every time I’d open my mouth to pick one up they’d all go away! Slippery little suckers.
I am two whole years old today! That’s one more years old than I was yesterday! Now that I’m all grown up it seems like my personality is here to stay so here are some things about me 1 I Utah am hilarious. 2 I am also very smart and an above-average listener. 3 I am hungry because no one ever feeds me. 4 Sometimes I lie about stuff see #3 for evidence. 5 I have lots of friends but also a few enemies. I’m looking at you neighborhood yorkies. 6 My first favorite toy is a ball. My second favorite toy is also a ball. I don’t know what my third favorite toy is but it probably belonged to someone else until I stole it. 7 No matter who you are I can probably beat you in a cheese-eating contest. 🎉🧀🎈🎂Happy birthday to me! #3
FALL is the best season because it rhymes with BALL which is the best thing.
@penelopeaw and I found some hands this weekend but they weren’t attached to a human! Why would a human leave its hands behind? Don’t they know how great opposable thumbs are???
When literally ALL of your energy is going into not falling off of the log. Yesterday at puppy class the humans made me jump up on a gigantic stick and stay there! I don’t mind the “place” command but would it be too much to ask that the place in question be at ground level??? @pawbypawdogtraining
About a month ago I discovered frisbees. Mom discovered how very not good at sharing I am especially when the sharing involves stuff I steal from other dogs. In my defense I only steal their frisbees because I can. If the other dogs dont want me to steal their frisbees maybe they should get a little bigger so Ill think twice about being a big bully. Or they could just give me the frisbees since Im probably going to steal them anyway. Long story short mom got tired of apologizing for my behavior and decided to buy me a frisbee of my very own. She keeps telling me this is why we cant have nice things and Im all "Mom didnt you see my frisbee? We have the NICEST things!" #badbehaviorpaysoff #again #badbehaviorpaysoff #again
Waiting for the weekend like...
#flashback to my first ever vet visit back when I thought going to the doctor was just treats and cuddles all the time. Spoiler alert it is NOT. The vet is nice and all but shes always poking at me with stuff and I just want to tell her "Back off lady! I am not a science!" But I know if I do that I dont get my cheeseburgers. And I WILL get my cheeseburgers. You can be sure about that. 🍔 #flashback
Listen up internet friends! The TV humans keep talking about a flood in Texas. I dont know what a flood is but it looks kind of like a reallyreallyreallyREALLY big bath and everyone knows that baths are terrible. It seems like the Texas puppies and their humans could really use our help so if you have some extra dollars or treats or something maybe send those that way? Visit the link in my bio for a list of organizations that are accepting donations. Stay dry internet friends! And remember baths are the worst.